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Jokes Last Updated: May 18th, 2012 - 22:05:52



The lonely brain cell
By Unknown
Apr 26, 2006, 13:15

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THE LONELY BRAIN CELL

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because
it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled
at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............



"We're down here ..."

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