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Jokes
Old, OLD school mates
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
hinking, surely i can ' t look that old.
Well . . . You ' ll love this one.
Sep 18, 2011, 11:56
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The perfect husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Aug 17, 2006, 17:39
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Universal Laws of Nature
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach....
Aug 16, 2006, 09:25
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24 hours to live
Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't.
Aug 14, 2006, 15:36
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Worlds shortest fairy tale
Huntin' fishin' and playin' golf...
Jul 4, 2006, 10:53
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Is it wine?
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
Jul 4, 2006, 09:09
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God was looking down at Earth and saw...
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour
that was going on.
Jun 30, 2006, 21:24
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The three brave mice.
After attending the funeral of a Welsh mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from England, one from Scotland and one from Australia, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
Jun 23, 2006, 15:21
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The "three kick" rule.
A big Joburg city lawyer went guinea fowl hunting in rural Zululand. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
Jun 20, 2006, 11:26
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Training for higher management
A Native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
Jun 20, 2006, 11:16
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Are you driving too fast?
Are you too fast, or too heavy on the brakes?
Jun 20, 2006, 09:26
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I built a model in only 6 weeks...
I built a model in only 6 weeks...
Jun 15, 2006, 17:05
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Work like you don't need the money...
Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, Live like it's heaven on earth!
Just something to smile about....
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Jun 15, 2006, 16:54
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The blind pilot
Things arn't always as they appear...
Jun 3, 2006, 23:40
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Aircraft "History"
Funny Quotes about Air planes and Aircraft
Jun 1, 2006, 06:52
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Bomb Disposal Squad - training photos
Bomb Disposal Squad - training photos for the "funny bone".
May 31, 2006, 09:06
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Every State has a motto
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
May 21, 2006, 08:35
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A new sophisticated hair remover
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
May 14, 2006, 16:18
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Wife with a brain!
While watching the football the other night my wife and I were discussing life and death.
May 4, 2006, 16:16
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The lonely brain cell
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because
it was all empty and quiet.
Apr 26, 2006, 13:15
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