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Jokes Last Updated: Jan 28th, 2012 - 16:30:36



Old, OLD school mates
By unknown
Sep 18, 2011, 11:56

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My name is alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.


This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School ...

Yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang, ' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate? ' I asked.

He answered, ' in 1975.. Why do you ask? '

You were in my class! ' , I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,


'What did you teach???

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